TODAY I SMILED…
~ Receiving my first issue of Good Housekeeping, a one year subscription I’m receiving free, thanks to Kroger’s. This is their Christmas issue and cheery Paula Dean is on the cover, making it even more delightful.
~ As I look into an old e-mail box I notice that my brother Steve is back on-line after having computer problems for quite some time. His funny jokes will once again be coming around to crack us up.
~ Walking out of the office I smile at Joe, he smiles back at me before I get to my words ”You always look so so classy with those hats you wear!”
...And speaking of Steve's jokes, here's the latest:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
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